This post brought to you by the letters C, B and F

So if anyone is actually still looking at this site anymore, they will probably have wondered "why is it never updated?" or perhaps not, they may be wondering what they are going to eat for dinner tonight for all I know. So now I will attempt to answer that question.

You should have some chicken rice with chilli (more on this later).

Now for the first question, we have not been posting because we are lazy and cant be fucked. Pretty much. I cant even be bothered turning up to the radio anymore, i would literally rather by punched in the face. Seriously - I have a black eye right now, and I enjoyed the process of receiving it more than i enjoy doing radio. Thai Boxing is fun and not at all bad for your brain.


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where was I? what was I doing? ah thats right



I dont know about Kirk and what he enjoys, although i suspect it involves putting on some Barry White and lighing some scented candles. So this being the case, why bother with updating the web site? why bother indeed, hence the lack of activity. "But you are updating it now you stupid fuck" i hear you think (i have powers motherfucka, feel that). Well I'm updating it now because I ate a particularly strong chilli dish for lunch, it had 2 types of chilli, and to be honest - i think i'm fucking high. Chilli makes you high, i shit you not. Why do I know about this, and you dont know about this? Simple - because if you knew about this, then everyone would know about this. If that happened, chilli would cost $30 for a small tub instead of 30c, and you'd have to go to some pretentious "chilli house" and eat it with arts students. Fuck that shit, chilli is for the masses.


So now you know. Chilli makes you high, we cant be fucked and being punched in the face is great.

I'm going to finish this post with something I consider to be one of the greatest moments in modern sport. The random spectator who won the UFC fight with nothing more than a karate kid quote. Enjoy